Matt let fly today at Valentine’s Day… all because the poor bloke is single.
On behalf of single people everywhere, Matt gives a heap of reasons why being single rocks.
- It’s awesome on Census night
- Don’t have to remember key dates
- You don’t have to pretend to like stuff
- No negotiating on toilet seats
- You can fart in bed without shame or guilt
- Still no pretending to like stuff, you know, like their friend, their family
- You can alone time with anyone you like
So there you go single people. You’re not alone*
(*=well, technically, you are… but Matt’s got your back)
Written by: @dantheinternut