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Matt Lets Fly At Valentine's Day

"You can fart in bed without guilt"

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Matt let fly today at Valentine’s Day… all because the poor bloke is single.

On behalf of single people everywhere, Matt gives a heap of reasons why being single rocks.

  1. It’s awesome on Census night
  2. Don’t have to remember key dates
  3. You don’t have to pretend to like stuff
  4. No negotiating on toilet seats
  5. You can fart in bed without shame or guilt
  6. Still no pretending to like stuff, you know, like their friend, their family
  7. You can alone time with anyone you like

So there you go single people. You’re not alone*

(*=well, technically, you are… but Matt’s got your back)


Written by: @dantheinternut