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Hogster
Company Name: Hogs Breath Cafe
Age: 20yrs
Height: Depends on how I’m feeling on the day
Weight: Ok, I might be a little Porky, but who isn’t
Training Regime: 5am Wake up from Pig Pen, check heart and breathing, go from there.
Best Training Tip: Go hard, or you may end up as bacon!!
Guilty Pleasure: Too many to mention, I’ve turned the 7 deadly sins into 16.
What the world doesn't know about me: I did NOT start the swine flu. I can drive Victor Bray’s Drag car…. Pig’s can fly!
When I grow up I want to be: I don’t ever want to grow up. Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional.
Mascot Motto: "There are many things we’ve never done, but we ain’t never had too much fun"
Grand Mascot race poll
Could Johnny Doc do it two years in a row?
- Yeah, he won it pretty easily and there's no reason why he couldn't do it again.
24%
- Maybe? Depends on whether he stays in training.
13%
- No way known... one of the other mascots will pip him.
63%















