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10 Things We'd Rather Do Than Watch SATC Post by: Madame H 3 June, 2010 - 10:51 AM
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Could a cinematic experience be any worse than having to sit through Sex And The City?
But don't despair because we brought you 10 things we know you'd rather be doing.
The List
- Watch Waterworld on a loop
- Yodel the Bible
- Listen to the entire Michael Bolton back catalogue
- Read War & Peace, then prepare to write a sequel
- Watch Parliament Question Time
- Vacation in Abu Ghraib
- Learn a new language by watching SBS Foreign News without subtitles
- Try and summarise the theory of Quantum Computing into one tweet
- Sleep on a bed of NRL jockstraps
- Raise pigeons
Any more suggestions? You know you're dying to add your own ideas.
Leave your comment
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BarryJ says
I would rather stick a knife in my eyeball than have to watch this tripe.
Posted Thursday 3 June, 2010 12:51 PM -
geoff says
It's hard to believe that a show like this and a movie like twilight has made me want to poke my eyes out with the most dull poking stick ever found and fill my ears with sellies no gap. Even then i'm suing the company's who produced these monstrosities the time i'll never get back EVER from just seeing the adds on TV.
Posted Thursday 3 June, 2010 5:10 PM
I'd just as soon watch every interview pauline hanson ever did. In slow motion. -
Matt says
Build a bonfire out of the SATC DVD box sets.
Posted Thursday 3 June, 2010 5:35 PM -
Peter D'Agostino says
I would rather insert my car keys into the eye of my manhood than watch this s**t
Posted Monday 7 June, 2010 5:36 PM -
Chanade Brandon says
1. Stand on a drill square and play "Mississippi."
2. Polish shoes
3. FART IN ZAC EFRON'S FACE!!!
4. Listen to "300 Bottles of Beer on the wall..." On a constant loop.
5. Watch Parliament Question Time
6. Eat pumpkin
7. Watch the Teletubbies
8. Listen to Kate Miller- Heidke
9. Pick up my friend's dog's poo
10. Buy my friends a Zac Efron singing pen for their birthday!WOW. THAT'S HOW MUCH I CAN'T STAND SATC!
Posted Monday 5 July, 2010 5:21 AM
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