What It Means To Be An Aussie Post by: Madame H 25 January, 2010 - 1:02 PM

Whether it's the opening of Parliament or a garage sale, there is no Australia event that cannot be improved by having a sausage sizzle.

All our best heroes are losers, you only have to look at Stephen Bradbury.

The phrase "a simple picnic" is not known. You should take everything you own. If you don't need to make three trips back to the car, you're not trying.

The wise man chooses a partner who is attractive not only to himself, but to the mosquitoes.

Whatever you throw on your barbie this Australia Day what does it mean to be a true blue?

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